The lesson in our nursery class calls for a mother and baby to come in and the mother tell the children how she takes care of the baby. HHH, would you be interested in doing that?
And i, who was cc:ed on all the travel planning, couldn’t resist replying with:
I vote, HHH, that you come in and say something like “When she cries too much, i hang her outside the window by a leather strap.” Or maybe “Diapers? What are those?”
Okay, maybe not. But just imagine the looks on all the grownups’ faces!
Flight to the US: $3,000
Lunch on the run in the airport: $25
Renting a car for a week: $500
Horrifying folks at church: Priceless
For some things, there’s MasterCard. For everything else, there’s the evil depths of David B’s imagination.