How many church meetings can you have in one week?

Not wholly original with me, but I observe that, in the interest of honesty, we need a fourteenth article of faith: We believe in holding sacrament meetings, priesthood meetings, Relief Society meetings, missionary correlation meetings, welfare meetings, and in holding meetings for all imaginable purposes; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of the Correlation Committee—We believe in meetings, we hope for meetings, we have endured many meetings, and hope to be able to endure all meetings. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we will hold a meeting to discuss it.