As seen recently on Facebook, as posted there by a reader of this blog (and reposted here, anonymized, with permission):
The situation: a parent talking to her child just before he turns four years old, saying that then he’ll be halfway to his eighth birthday.
Parent: What happens when you are eight?
Child: I get baptized.
Parent: What does it mean to be baptized?
Child: I drown.
I’m thinking that maybe they’re going to do a bit more teaching on that subject—but if they don’t, i totally want to be at the baptism to see his reaction.