Like one person i know who (some years ago) used a fruit pie as a prop in speaking about how mass media can be attractive but harmful. I though it was a pity that it never actually got used as a prop—you know, something like
Brothers and sisters, this fruit pie is just like the mass media. It has its good uses—see how i’m eating a bite right now, and it tastes real good, let me tell you—but it also has its bad uses, as you’ll see as i whirl around in a moment and pop it straight into the bishop’s face.
If nothing else, i’d get out of speaking in sacrament meeting for a long, long time.